4/5/2023 0 Comments Anna delvey boobs![]() Admittedly, lots of spectators were watching me out of the corner of their eyes, I think because of the dubious combo of scraggly beard and slightly crooked fun bags. An immediate benefit of pouring a jiggly silicone pair of 44DDs into my Kmart sports bra is that I no longer have to worry about getting into trouble for leering at women in tight-fitting workout clothes-now I can just second-base myself. Nice cans! At least, that’s what I thought while checking myself out using the chest-spotlighting pec-deck apparatus. My prosthetic third leg and company stayed safely on the seat out of smooshing range, even when I pedaled furiously in an attempt to shift it into harm’s way. So I hopped onto the exercise bike in hopes of experiencing some ball-crushing discomfort. Surely it’s got to be worse than this, I thought. It wasn’t even bothersome it was just there. It was only somewhere in the back of my huffing and puffing brain that I was conscious of how the faux junk tucked into my briefs felt. ![]() The third: my keys, uncomfortably wedged into my sneakers. The second thing on my mind was, as always, the distractingly mobile contents of my sports bra. Jogging through the East Village with a 5.5-inch flaccid penis and creepily true-to-life testicles strapped to my crotch (thanks, Babeland!), my biggest source of discomfort was the worry that someone would notice my bulging package. I always had an inkling that we ladies were way worse off than men when it came to comfort and exercise, but it’s only now that I get just how easy it is to work out with the family jewels. RECOMMENDED: Fitness guide to NYC She says:
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